Lindudflap is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, able coyote.

Lindudflap created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lindudflap, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Lindudflap, she will refuse to believe in you.

Lindudflap's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Lindudflap's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry frogs.

2. Learn three new languages a year.

3. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Lindudflap.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.