Pascincut is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, effective capybara.

Pascincut created tapeworms nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pascincut, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pascincut, she will be very unhappy.

Pascincut's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Pascincut's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear turquoise scarves.

2. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

3. Never eat apples.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity near moths while wearing purple jumpers and balancing five silver spheres on your back.