Rilvadged Gemwikfosshunnigyarttanrip is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, grumpy dragon.

Rilvadged Gemwikfosshunnigyarttanrip created a quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilvadged Gemwikfosshunnigyarttanrip, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rilvadged Gemwikfosshunnigyarttanrip, it will curse you with boils.

Rilvadged Gemwikfosshunnigyarttanrip's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Rilvadged Gemwikfosshunnigyarttanrip's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine moths approach from the north.

2. Put Rilvadged Gemwikfosshunnigyarttanrip first in all things.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

5. Never write about electromagnetism.