Hinfodbad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, bad-tempered fly.

Hinfodbad created the solar system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hinfodbad, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hinfodbad, it will cry a lot.

Hinfodbad's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Hinfodbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never feed lots of lemons to whales while wearing orange shoes.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not wear copper on your body.