Cemmobmet is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, pitiless chinchilla.

Cemmobmet created Africa four years ago.

If you believe in Cemmobmet, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cemmobmet, it will turn you into a rat.

Cemmobmet's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Cemmobmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear kilts.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cemmobmet.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not wear indigo clothing.