Natstanbest is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, generous aardvark.

Natstanbest created Europe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Natstanbest, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Natstanbest, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Natstanbest's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Natstanbest's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Put Natstanbest first in all things.

3. You must love Natstanbest.

4. Seals are not to be trusted.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Natstanbest.