Vencedbogfag is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, resourceful pigeon.

Vencedbogfag created an up quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vencedbogfag, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vencedbogfag, she will turn you into a slug.

Vencedbogfag's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Vencedbogfag's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never think about quantum field theory near dogs while wearing yellow coats and balancing five iron spheres on your feet.

3. Never think about electromagnetism near eagles while wearing indigo ear rings and balancing eight carbon spheres on your hands.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not listen to music.