Leglapfut is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, astonishing fly.

Leglapfut created water four years ago.

If you believe in Leglapfut, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Leglapfut, she will destroy your home solar system.

Leglapfut's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Leglapfut's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat sheep with great respect.

2. Leglapfut loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Run away if eight squirrels approach from the west.