Sognuttlarn is a god.
It takes the form of a fat, deceitful
tapir.
Sognuttlarn created dark energy four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Sognuttlarn, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Sognuttlarn, it will cry a lot.
Sognuttlarn's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.
Sognuttlarn's Holy Commandments1. Foxes are not to be trusted.
2. Always treat snails with great respect.
3. Never talk about doves.
4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
5. Always stare at clouds.