Minquagquart is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, kind skunk.

Minquagquart created the Black Eye Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Minquagquart, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Minquagquart, it will manifest in front of you.

Minquagquart's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Minquagquart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never write about nucleic acids.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.