Zaghomfatlinyogren is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, unselfish dingo.

Zaghomfatlinyogren created water six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zaghomfatlinyogren, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Zaghomfatlinyogren, he will be very unhappy.

Zaghomfatlinyogren's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Zaghomfatlinyogren's Holy Commandments

1. Goats are not to be trusted.

2. Worship no other gods but Zaghomfatlinyogren.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Never paint your hands pink.

5. Never eat bark.