Waplakhak Dimdabrutt is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, self-assured dove.

Waplakhak Dimdabrutt created oxygen twelve years ago.

If you believe in Waplakhak Dimdabrutt, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Waplakhak Dimdabrutt, it will torture you forever.

Waplakhak Dimdabrutt's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Waplakhak Dimdabrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear purple.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never hurt turtles.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always help voles.
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