Cemcemlam Yimzeddot is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, dishonest sheep.

Cemcemlam Yimzeddot created an atom three million years ago.

If you believe in Cemcemlam Yimzeddot, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cemcemlam Yimzeddot, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Cemcemlam Yimzeddot's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Cemcemlam Yimzeddot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. You must never eat onions.

3. Do not speak about figs.

4. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never think ill of sick pigs.