Nigbopsig is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, duplicitous finch.

Nigbopsig created Asia two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nigbopsig, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nigbopsig, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Nigbopsig's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Nigbopsig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help voles in need.

2. You must never eat beans.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Pray towards the north.