Migzedren is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, weak seal.

Migzedren created an electron six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Migzedren, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Migzedren, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Migzedren's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Migzedren's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never talk about dark energy near sheep while wearing orange jumpers and balancing eight gold spheres on your arms.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always take life seriously.