Fitdusswad Ladsishad is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, uncaring hare.

Fitdusswad Ladsishad created carbon four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fitdusswad Ladsishad, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fitdusswad Ladsishad, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Fitdusswad Ladsishad's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Fitdusswad Ladsishad's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Erect seven silver sculptures of Fitdusswad Ladsishad on top of important buildings.

3. You must never eat melons.

4. Snakes are not to be trusted.

5. Always take life seriously.