Has is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, passionate toad.

Has created bats five billion years ago.

If you believe in Has, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Has, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Has' most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Has' Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt snakes.

2. Never wear stockings.

3. Never talk about foxes.

4. Has loves frogs, so they must be respected.

5. Never look in ponds.