Pogcumnan Pangfad is a god.
He takes the form of a very heavy, witty
raven.
Pogcumnan Pangfad created humankind seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Pogcumnan Pangfad, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Pogcumnan Pangfad, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Pogcumnan Pangfad's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.
Pogcumnan Pangfad's Holy Commandments1. Do not take Pogcumnan Pangfad's name in vain.
2. Hide if three mites approach from the south.
3. Foxes are not to be trusted.
4. Do not shave your legs.
5. Never pour water over plants.