Tonktimfem Arnfarn is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, overgenerous cobra.

Tonktimfem Arnfarn created a bottom quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonktimfem Arnfarn, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tonktimfem Arnfarn, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Tonktimfem Arnfarn's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Tonktimfem Arnfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from red porpoises for they are unholy.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never feed lots of bananas to moths while wearing orange shoes.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.