Hinbagbut is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, conceited mouse.

Hinbagbut created the Small Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hinbagbut, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hinbagbut, it will turn you into a slug.

Hinbagbut's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Hinbagbut's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never think about dark energy near bats while wearing red shorts and balancing five zinc spheres on your legs.

3. Run away if six squirrels approach from the south.

4. Always wear brown.

5. Do not drink alcohol.