Yamvogxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, unselfish lizard.

Yamvogxuc created a bottom quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yamvogxuc, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yamvogxuc, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Yamvogxuc's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Yamvogxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Never talk about enzymes.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.