Negfigab is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, resourceful dog.

Negfigab created Africa two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Negfigab, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Negfigab, it will turn you into a goat.

Negfigab's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Negfigab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

3. Never talk about horses.

4. Never feed cucumbers to squirrels while wearing pink corsets.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Negfigab.