Rendabjon is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, blissful seal.

Rendabjon created an electron three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rendabjon, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rendabjon, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Rendabjon's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Rendabjon's Holy Commandments

1. Rendabjon loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Never eat lentils.