Stipdamlannutt is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, ruthless dove.

Stipdamlannutt created the universe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipdamlannutt, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Stipdamlannutt, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Stipdamlannutt's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Stipdamlannutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about chromosomes.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never think about quantum gravity.

5. Hide from violet snails for they are unholy.