Hubyikteen is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, conceited tortoise.

Hubyikteen created parasitic wasps twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hubyikteen, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Hubyikteen, she will refuse to believe in you.

Hubyikteen's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Hubyikteen's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Always obey Hubyikteen's priests.

3. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

4. Erect three iron sculptures of Hubyikteen on top of important buildings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.