Camxenfod Cadspag is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, selfish zebra.

Camxenfod Cadspag created gold four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Camxenfod Cadspag, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Camxenfod Cadspag, she will torture you forever.

Camxenfod Cadspag's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Camxenfod Cadspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about aardvarks.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Camxenfod Cadspag.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Always help turtles in need.