Jatdissbug is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, sage human.

Jatdissbug created everything that exists five million years ago.

If you believe in Jatdissbug, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jatdissbug, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Jatdissbug's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Jatdissbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat limes.

2. Erect five zinc sculptures of Jatdissbug on top of important buildings.

3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Jatdissbug on top of all buildings.

4. Always help moths.

5. Feed all hungry mice.