Gebtigquagdib is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, fast coyote.

Gebtigquagdib created a bottom quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebtigquagdib, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gebtigquagdib, it will send you a sign.

Gebtigquagdib's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Gebtigquagdib's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face red.

2. Never eat gooseberries.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Do not hurt doves.