Shavyamxuc is a god.

He takes the form of a large, effective bird.

Shavyamxuc created dark matter two years ago.

If you believe in Shavyamxuc, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Shavyamxuc, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Shavyamxuc's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Shavyamxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never talk about dogs.

3. Do not take Shavyamxuc's name in vain.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never talk about stars.