Lagdagsis is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, caring manatee.

Lagdagsis created snails seven million years ago.

If you believe in Lagdagsis, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Lagdagsis, she will turn you into a tree.

Lagdagsis' most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Lagdagsis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. You must love Lagdagsis.