Gomcadcad is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, amazing hummingbird.

Gomcadcad created the planet Saturn four million years ago.

If you believe in Gomcadcad, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gomcadcad, she will turn you into a duck.

Gomcadcad's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Gomcadcad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never mention seals.

3. Do not dye your hair blue.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not listen to music.