Quillflownell is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, merciless hydra.

Quillflownell created the world six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillflownell, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Quillflownell, he will destroy your home solar system.

Quillflownell's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Quillflownell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not dye your hair orange.

3. You must pray to Quillflownell eight times a day.

4. Never paint your arms red.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.