Dapgovarn is a god.
It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, charitable
finch.
Dapgovarn created water eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Dapgovarn, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Dapgovarn, it will turn you into a worm.
Dapgovarn's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.
Dapgovarn's Holy Commandments1. Do not shave your hands.
2. Never talk about fire.
3. Never paint your head violet.
4. Dapgovarn loves seals, so they must be honoured.
5. Never feed aubergines to gulls while wearing tights.