Liplitbun is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, strong spider.

Liplitbun created the planet Earth seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Liplitbun, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Liplitbun, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Liplitbun's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Liplitbun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. You must pray to Liplitbun four times a day.

5. Do not kill horses.