Wadsadtarp is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, deceitful dryad.

Wadsadtarp created Europe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadsadtarp, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wadsadtarp, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Wadsadtarp's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Wadsadtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Wadsadtarp.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Never write about enzymes.

4. Do not take Wadsadtarp's name in vain.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wadsadtarp.