Tiksidab is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, idiotic warg.

Tiksidab created a strange quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tiksidab, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tiksidab, she will laugh at you.

Tiksidab's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Tiksidab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never think about dark matter near rats while wearing indigo ear rings and balancing six nickel spheres on your feet.

3. Erect eight zinc sculptures of Tiksidab on top of important buildings.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near snakes while wearing orange rings and balancing five silver spheres on your chest.