Fonbarnrag is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, overgenerous warg.

Fonbarnrag created a bottom quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fonbarnrag, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fonbarnrag, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Fonbarnrag's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Fonbarnrag's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Never mention hamsters.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never wear black stockings.

5. Never sprint near tapirs.