Sinarffun is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, witty shark.

Sinarffun created humanity two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinarffun, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sinarffun, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Sinarffun's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Sinarffun's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from purple monkeys for they are unholy.

2. You must never eat strawberries.

3. Do not keep seven pigs in a large pit.

4. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Sinarffun in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always pray immersed in water.