Abtinflam is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, two-faced deer.

Abtinflam created vertebrates three million years ago.

If you believe in Abtinflam, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Abtinflam, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Abtinflam's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Abtinflam's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Abtinflam's priests.

2. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never feed lots of grapes to foxes while wearing magenta shorts.

5. Do not stand on grass.