Lipvogfed is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, overgenerous snake.

Lipvogfed created a Higgs boson nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lipvogfed, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lipvogfed, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Lipvogfed's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Lipvogfed's Holy Commandments

1. Lipvogfed loves otters, so they must be honoured.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never sit in the presence of foxes.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not eat parsnips.