Pasgudjan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, almighty bat.

Pasgudjan created the world six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pasgudjan, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Pasgudjan, she will be very unhappy.

Pasgudjan's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Pasgudjan's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured badgers.

2. Do not kill manatees.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Do not take Pasgudjan's name in vain.

5. Hide if three seals approach from the south.