Dapbepril is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, smart hamster.

Dapbepril created Mount Everest five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dapbepril, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dapbepril, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dapbepril's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Dapbepril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. You must love Dapbepril.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.