Yattcidflow Abspagyak is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, cheerful zebra.

Yattcidflow Abspagyak created Africa eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Yattcidflow Abspagyak, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yattcidflow Abspagyak, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Yattcidflow Abspagyak's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Yattcidflow Abspagyak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six shrews in a large pit.

2. Do not hurt moths.

3. Worship no other gods but Yattcidflow Abspagyak.

4. Do not take Yattcidflow Abspagyak's name in vain.

5. Never go into pink rooms.