Dadfossfet is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, smart lion.

Dadfossfet created a top quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadfossfet, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Dadfossfet, she will manifest in front of you.

Dadfossfet's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Dadfossfet's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear purple skirts.

2. Never mention rats.

3. Erect nine titanium sculptures of Dadfossfet on top of important buildings.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Dadfossfet loves seals, so they must be respected.