Fudgoffumgub Gadrapspag is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, happy fish.

Fudgoffumgub Gadrapspag created gold four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fudgoffumgub Gadrapspag, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fudgoffumgub Gadrapspag, it will jump up and down on your head.

Fudgoffumgub Gadrapspag's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Fudgoffumgub Gadrapspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

4. You must love Fudgoffumgub Gadrapspag.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.