Padcussdun is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unselfish dingo.

Padcussdun created snails eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Padcussdun, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Padcussdun, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Padcussdun's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Padcussdun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Hide from purple shrews for they are unholy.

3. Do not eat cucumbers.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory near swans while wearing fawn ear rings.