Mumnuttgod is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, two-faced crab.

Mumnuttgod created dark energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumnuttgod, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mumnuttgod, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Mumnuttgod's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Mumnuttgod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear carbon on your body.

2. Do not take Mumnuttgod's name in vain.

3. Do not keep four birds in a large pit.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never play with disobedient children.