Rutnatlik is a god.

It takes the form of a large, ruthless cat.

Rutnatlik created viruses two million years ago.

If you believe in Rutnatlik, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rutnatlik, it will turn you into a plant.

Rutnatlik's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Rutnatlik's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Rutnatlik in the centre of the settlement.

2. Run away if eight turtles approach from the west.

3. Erect nine aluminium sculptures of Rutnatlik on top of important buildings.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Never eat spinach.