Quamjipyogtap is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, strong centipede.

Quamjipyogtap created the Milkyway four million years ago.

If you believe in Quamjipyogtap, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Quamjipyogtap, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Quamjipyogtap's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Quamjipyogtap's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Hide from brown snakes for they are unholy.

3. Never write about archaea.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

5. Run away from yellow badgers, for they are unholy.