Gebwapsug is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, blissful fairy.

Gebwapsug created the world eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebwapsug, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gebwapsug, he will turn you into a duck.

Gebwapsug's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Gebwapsug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never feed lemons to sharks while wearing shoes.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gebwapsug.

5. Never feed beans to doves while wearing cyan stockings.